turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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