Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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