She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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