just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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