Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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