if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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