Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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