Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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