There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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