Non-Jews are for practice
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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