I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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