I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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