I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i came on her dog
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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