i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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