worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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