Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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