we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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