Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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