I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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