You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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