Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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