yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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