My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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