i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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