I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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