This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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