He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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