Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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