Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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