I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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