He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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