I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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