So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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