Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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