uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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