This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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