I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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