toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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