my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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