Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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