let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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