So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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