So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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