one might say we're banned from that church
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I will pee on everything he values.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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