I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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