anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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