Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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