i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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