I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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