But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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