how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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