Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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