Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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