you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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