Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
