Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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